The Catallogue of Impossible Objects...

…nevertheless,  they are indispensable for people such as: oyster openers, acrobats, actors, art lovers, sharpeners, surveyors, fitters, brick layers, mountaineers, housewives, animal lovers, beekeepers, apprentices, astronomers, high school graduates, garbage collectors, wine producers, firemen, bureaucrats, divers, waiters, central market porters, carpenters, hunters, second-hand dealers, zinc workers, cooks, tramway drivers, 40 year- olds, water tasters, sportsmen, chimney-sweepers , draftsmen, priests, funeral parlor employees,  lovers, acrobats, erotomaniacs, fire spitters, electro acoustic specialists,  beauticians, structure specialists, fake money makers, market dwellers,  millers, pipe smokers, geometricians, gymnasts, tinsmiths, market gardeners, magicians, governesses, gardeners, revelers, card players, farmhands, plumbers, washerwomen, elbow lifters, booksellers, typesetters, cripples, cupbearers, school teachers, manicures, masseurs, masochists, mathematicians, miners, nearsighted persons, voyeurs, mystic people, rest-room women, musicians, neurologists, babysitters, kids of both sexes, sexually obsessed people, organists, bakers, pastry makers, skaters, pedicurists, hair-dressers, laborers, pilgrims,  peripathetics, wild river fishermen, stone-masons, office boys,  painters, pyromaniacs,  pressers, pitmen, teachers, watchmakers, beetroot growers, china restorers, façade plasterers, sado-masochists, sausage makers, tumblers, char women, chair makers, catering people, cider bottle cork putters, taxidermists, dry cleaners, sword swallowers, one-eyed people,  urbanists, utopists, vegetarians, velocipede riders, mobile salesmen, grape-pickers, virgins, xylographs, yogis, cobblers and all sorts of do-it-yourself lovers…